简短的英语笑话
2019-06-26 17:31 | 编辑：川外外语培训中心 来自：未知导读：我们总是在学习英语，其实英语也有很多像中文一样简短的笑话，放松心情，大家一起来开怀大笑吧。 01 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。男孩：这个座位是空的么？down.sityouifbewillonethisandYesGirl:empty?seatthisIsBoy: 02 女孩：你不如直接
我们总是在学习英语，其实英语也有很多像中文一样简短的笑话，放松心情，大家一起来开怀大笑吧。
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女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ down. sit you if be will one this and Yes Girl: empty? seat this Is Boy:
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女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？ money. the have rather I'd Actually Girl: drink? a you buy I Can Boy:
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read. can't dog little my use, no It's Brown: Mrs. papers! the in advertisement an put must you But Smith: Mrs. dog! little precious my lost have I dear, my Oh, Brown: Mrs. read can't dog little My
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 我的狗不识字。布朗夫人：哦，
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responded. he ″Any″ clerk. the asked color﹖″ ″What customer. ″replied difference no ″Makes salesperson. the asked leather﹖″ or ″Cloth gloves. of pair a for asked and store a into walks gentleman Them。A Exchange Will Wife My
them.″ exchange to tomorrow back be will wife ″My exasperated. slightly said gentleman the prefer″ you whatever me ″Give ″Size﹖″
“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。” “号码呢？” “那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。 “没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。 “您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。 反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
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rolls? thunder the hear then first, lighting the see we do why thunders it When was: question The hard. it thinking were classmates his while soon, very question first the finished Nick examination, physics a in Examination，Once physics A
ears. before are eyes our Because answer: Nick‘s
一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
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born. was boy poor the before happened that things him asked They fault. his wasn't it there, but well, all at not Oh, examination?Mother: history his in do Jim did How Examination。Uncle: History Jim’s
吉姆的历史考试。舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
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cemetery. a in man maintenance A do?-- he does What somebody. really is He -- him. under men 1000 has uncle My somebody。-- really is he
墓地守墓人。 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。--
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女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ down. sit you if be will one this and Yes Girl: empty? seat this Is Boy:
02
女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？ money. the have rather I'd Actually Girl: drink? a you buy I Can Boy:
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read. can't dog little my use, no It's Brown: Mrs. papers! the in advertisement an put must you But Smith: Mrs. dog! little precious my lost have I dear, my Oh, Brown: Mrs. read can't dog little My
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 我的狗不识字。布朗夫人：哦，
responded. he ″Any″ clerk. the asked color﹖″ ″What customer. ″replied difference no ″Makes salesperson. the asked leather﹖″ or ″Cloth gloves. of pair a for asked and store a into walks gentleman Them。A Exchange Will Wife My
them.″ exchange to tomorrow back be will wife ″My exasperated. slightly said gentleman the prefer″ you whatever me ″Give ″Size﹖″
“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。” “号码呢？” “那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。 “没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。 “您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。 反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
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rolls? thunder the hear then first, lighting the see we do why thunders it When was: question The hard. it thinking were classmates his while soon, very question first the finished Nick examination, physics a in Examination，Once physics A
ears. before are eyes our Because answer: Nick‘s
一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
born. was boy poor the before happened that things him asked They fault. his wasn't it there, but well, all at not Oh, examination?Mother: history his in do Jim did How Examination。Uncle: History Jim’s
吉姆的历史考试。舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
07
cemetery. a in man maintenance A do?-- he does What somebody. really is He -- him. under men 1000 has uncle My somebody。-- really is he
墓地守墓人。 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。--
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